27 8 / 2014

gummydicksandpixiestixs:

hair length swap???
bonus:

gummydicksandpixiestixs:

hair length swap???

bonus:

(via andrewsatanhussie)

27 8 / 2014

lalaithbeinia:

eridanandastley:

THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T

GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL

lalaithbeinia:

eridanandastley:

THAT ISN’T EVEN A HOMESTUCK BLOG OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T

GODAMMIT CALIBORN YOUR WEAK-ASS PORN HAS CORRUPTED US ALL

(via biorenewologist)

27 8 / 2014

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

(via kxohyeah)

27 8 / 2014

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

25 8 / 2014

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy, via swingbigdaddy)

25 8 / 2014

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via swingbigdaddy)

25 8 / 2014

jessibowman:

H U R T   M E   P L E N T Y

(Source: tambourineblossom, via luxtempestas)

25 8 / 2014

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

(via luxtempestas)

25 8 / 2014

markiplite:

Brightened pictures of Five Nights at Freddy’s.

(via nintendonut1)

25 8 / 2014

a-little-more-me-needed:

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

image

Hufflepuff wins

(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via flyingcuttlefish)

25 8 / 2014

phindus:

elfentruthed:

phindus:

Happy 10th anniversary FMA 2003!

not gonna lie i thought that was al with really weird legs for a moment there

phindus:

elfentruthed:

phindus:

Happy 10th anniversary FMA 2003!

not gonna lie i thought that was al with really weird legs for a moment there

(via miss-tracie)

25 8 / 2014

fristjra:

Lil’ man knows what’s up.

fristjra:

Lil’ man knows what’s up.

(via andrewsatanhussie)

25 8 / 2014

auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

(Source: freddifish, via kur0m)